Returning Home From University Pillows

"I'm home after enduring the trauma of the university closing due to Covid-19 and all you can say is "get a Job"...?!"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Did you miss me?

The journey's end

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"We're leaving you two!"

Right Here

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"This is the best news."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."