College Peer Gifts

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"One year closer to college!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."