College Humor Appreciator Gifts

Undergraduate talking to college porter

"No one else in my family got out of the garden, much less made it to college."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k