College Humor Appreciator Prints

Undergraduate talking to college porter

"No one else in my family got out of the garden, much less made it to college."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'