College English Professor Gifts

Superman's alter-alter egos

A Puppet Named Juan

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Victor Hugo

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Punctuation Police

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Don Quixote

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Schrodinger's Black Box