English Professors Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for an English professor? Delight them with clever, book-themed designs that celebrate their passion for language and literature. Our collection offers humorous, heartfelt, and witty items that any classroom or office would appreciate, making it easy to find a unique token of appreciation or a fun accessory for their daily routine.

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'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.'

'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.' mockup

'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.'

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A Puppet Named Juan

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"Welcome to the future"

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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?" mockup

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question." mockup

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!' mockup

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.' mockup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!' mockup

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

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Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference mockup

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

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"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!" mockup

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Big Bang Theory.

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'Hmph. College kids.'

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Fear/Knowledge

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?" mockup

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.' mockup

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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Eternal Student.

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English Professors Gifts Collection

English Professors Mugs

Looking for more literary humor? Browse our collection of mugs designed for English professors—perfect for their morning coffee or tea break.

English Professors Pillows

Add literary charm to their workspace or reading corner with our cozy pillows adorned with witty quotes and book-inspired art.

English Professors Prints

Decorate their office or classroom with stylish prints featuring literary quotes, classic covers, and clever wordplay—ideal for any English enthusiast.

English Professors T-Shirts

Find the perfect literary-themed t-shirt that captures the wit and wisdom of your favorite English professor, available in a variety of clever designs.