College Chaos Appreciator Gifts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Studying Fire Behavior

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

Undergraduate talking to college porter