Academic Chaos Fans Gifts

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

City centre pub.

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Hell: The Airport"

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Books on running a successful school,

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

Universe Challenge

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'We have to retract that article. One of our co-authors is the night watchman.'

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

"According to these results, I shouldn't have gone to Med School in Grenada."

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

"I never realized how hard my grandparents had it until I learned they had to go to a library to plagiarize things."

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

'Centre for the study of obscure and useless things.'