College Chaos Appreciator Pillows

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

Miracles on 34th Street.

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Studying Fire Behavior

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

Undergraduate talking to college porter

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."