College-bound Scholar Pillows

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"My homework ate my dog."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

Student Food Pyramid

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Debt

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'