College-bound Student Pillows

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"One year closer to college!"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"My homework ate my dog."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Student Debt

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Student Food Pyramid

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Bro of Frankenstein

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.