Collectors Of The Absurd Gifts

Island Entrance Fee

Homeless man selling 'original' Gauguin and Mir remains

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Salvador Dali's cats.

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

The Heating Oil Problem.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

The Hypnotato,

Magnet at scrapyard

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Witless protection prgram

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

The Bonvoy Age...