Absurdist Collectors Gifts

Cuckoo Clock & Flush Attached to Toilet

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Imagine

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Too dressy?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Crystal Ball Plug

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'You caught it! You clean it!'

'Stampede!!'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Vampire afternoon tea.