Collectors Of The Absurd Pillows

Island Entrance Fee

Homeless man selling 'original' Gauguin and Mir remains

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

UFO and snowman

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

The Hypnotato,

Magnet at scrapyard

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Witless protection prgram

The Bonvoy Age...

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver