Collecting Mirrors Pillows

"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"

"They're not photos on his desk - they're mirrors."

The self-lovebird kinda creeps me out.

'You're right, you do have a nicer arse than Snow White.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Just the one...

'It's an antique!'

Woman looking into a mirror

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Posh Easter Egg

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"