Collector Of Mirrors Pillows

Great Chinese Dynasties

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Woman looking into a mirror

'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Posh Easter Egg

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."