Collector Of Mirrors Pillows

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'It's an antique!'

Woman looking into a mirror

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Posh Easter Egg

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'