Mirrors Pillows

Fat man looks in mirror and sees slim, handsome reflection.

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

'I know how you feel.'

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

'Does my bum look big in this'

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

Mirror, mirror...

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

A man sees his upside down reflection in the mirror. After turning the mirror over, the man himself turns upside down.

Draw!

Narcissus! Come back!

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Hi gordeous!"

The beginning of one of those days.

Narcissus 2

Mirror, mirror on the wall . .

"There's a mirror in here I have to have."

I'll take it!

'Must your wife always wait for you after work?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I think you're in the wrong bathroom."

'Now I don't have to eat alone.'

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

"I'm returning this mirror. It makes me look fat."

'Why are you standing there with your eyes closed?'

'Gary is a model at a company that designs fun house mirrors.'

"I'll make you a very generous offer for this one..."

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"