Collecting Mirrors Gifts

"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"

"They're not photos on his desk - they're mirrors."

'You're right, you do have a nicer arse than Snow White.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Just the one...

Woman looking into a mirror

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'It's an antique!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Posh Easter Egg

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'