Collectible Curio Pillows

"What's the problem? Never seen a shark's tooth earing before?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

Keep on Truckin.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Posh Easter Egg

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"It makes you look old."

Entomology Reference

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

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Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"No not the puppy please"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."