Collectible Caretaker T-Shirts

A hermit crab moves home

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Zen Kitten

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"