Collectible Caretaker Pillows

A hermit crab moves home

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Lazy plumber.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,