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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Listening to Coldplay.

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Moliere

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Yum Yum

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Sergei Rachmaninov