Coleridge Enthusiast Gifts

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Moliere

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Yum Yum

Sergei Rachmaninov

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'