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A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Troys'R'Us.

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Tristan and Isolde

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Charles Baudelaire

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"I dropped my goblet!"

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

A Real Pinata Surprise

James Joyce

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

J. M. W. Turner

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Blast from the past!"

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Diogenes and tourists

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Apocalipsis