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The blind men and the Le Corbusier.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Doubledecker bus stop

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Practical Woodworm...

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

The Bus Stop.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

The pilgrimage begins

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

Grand show of prize vegetarians.