Cold Fusion Fan Gifts

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

When seasons collide

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Jacques Loussier.

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

The world's greatest salesman.

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

Igloo outhouse.

Spring Break

Penguins surfing