Coke Lover Pillows

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Sir Winston Churchill

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Broken Alarm Clock.

Teapot

Waiting for retirement.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm an atheist!'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'