Coke Lover Mugs

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Sir Winston Churchill

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'I'm an atheist!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'