Whisky Lover Pillows

"The only thing good about grilling in winter is the ice in my scotch melts slower."

"Gimme a shot!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Neighbourhood Scotch Area

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Make it a double."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"A hop scotch, of course."

A Good Batch.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

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'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'