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"The only thing good about grilling in winter is the ice in my scotch melts slower."

"Gimme a shot!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

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'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"A hop scotch, of course."

A Good Batch.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'