Cohen Enthusiast Gifts

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"At this office no two days are different."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You're never home."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.