Cohabitation Strategist Pillows

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Trouble Ahead

"Did you order takeout?"

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Can I move in with you?"

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"Your hogging the covers again."

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

'Over Building'

"Cassandra and I are splitting up, Ted, and we'd like you and Amy to have the kids."

'As you're a lawyer could you tell me how to sue a dating website for false representation.'

Shacking up Bureau