Cohabiting Pillows

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"Your hogging the covers again."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

The Messy Sink

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"Come and get me, coppers!"

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Can I move in with you?"

"I'm sick too."

'Either she goes, or I go.'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

Purr Pressure

Shacking up Bureau

'Mr. Knucklepopper, I'm putting Ms. Gumsnapper next door. This way the percussion is all in one section.'