Co-living Pillows

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

A gap between the solar panels

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS