Co-living Gifts

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"So that's where you were last night."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

A gap between the solar panels

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

The Neighborhood at a Glance