Living Together Gifts

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"So that's where you were last night."

The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

"I'm holding up a 'Do not disturb' sign in bed."

Towels: His, Her, Ex.

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

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'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Cat Towels

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Pyjama party

Bed Seasons

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."