Cohabitation Champ Pillows

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

Cat and mouse

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Working Together

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"Your hogging the covers again."

"Can I move in with you?"

"I'm sick too."

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

'I put the bins out.' - 'Hold on, I just need to finish a really important e-mail.' - '*whine*' - 'Okay, okay! Who's a good boy, then?!' - 'Me! I am!'

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

Shacking up Bureau

"I ain't writin' nothin' down! I save and protect my intellectual property right up here!"

"You finished in there yet?"

'When it comes to improving teamwork skills, Mr Binder, you have to crawl before you can walk.'