Cognac T-Shirts

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Tartine

Canape?

The Alpha Seltzer

"I brought cocoa."

Electric Blanket.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

With Compliments

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Christmas Canapes

Before instant replay.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Devil Smokes Cigar

Le Chocolat!

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Drunk And Orderly

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Mine!'

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

Everybody Conga!