Cognac Prints

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Tartine

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"This stool shall pass."

Canape?

The Alpha Seltzer

Chano Pozo,

"I brought cocoa."

Electric Blanket.

With Compliments

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Christmas Canapes

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Before instant replay.

Le Chocolat!

Devil Smokes Cigar

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Drunk And Orderly

'Mine!'

"What I actually said was 'Canapes'...."

Everybody Conga!