Cognac Lover's Conundrum T-Shirts

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

The Alpha Seltzer

Shaken not stirred

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Beach hats

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"They grow up so fast."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

The Babe calls his shot.

'I'll have another flu shot.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'