Cognac Appreciation T-Shirts

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock