Conga Player T-Shirts

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

Miniature Golf.

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

'They must want to trade those things for our corn - or possibly our blackjack tables.'

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Everybody Conga!

The spoiler

"Every time he's right, he does that."

Master of Illusion

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

Budget Cryogenics

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

Tom gets run over by the party train,

Houdini Goes To A Medium.

Napoleon as the topper for a bottle of cognac.

"To this day I have nightmares about ping-pong balls landing in our bowl."

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Night Club.

Customer says in the future:'I want my five bucks back, rip-off artist!'

Faux