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"Objection, your honor! Counsel is leading the witness and the Jury!"

Everybody Conga!

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'I'm on my way!'

Chano Pozo,

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A rainbow umbrella

Frogs

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Prisoner Crossing

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Businessman tries to shelter from the economic storm.

The King In The Rain.

'I think I missed that episode.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Better Gnomes.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Umbrella Roof