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Eminent musician speaking to amateur

A Symphony of Penguins

Anna Calvi

Allegro con molto espresso

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Occupational Hazards.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Cello Concert

Sir Edward Elgar

Robert Schumann

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

My Violinist Valentine

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Mozart

Rod Stewart

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Retrospection.

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Sir John Barbirolli

"Horton hears The Who!"

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Cellist wearing face mask.

Bela Bartok.