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Retrospection.

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Anna Calvi

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Rainbow Quartet

Freddie Mercury

Church Basement Foodie

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Jimmy Page.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Music at Home Pt. 1

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Nick Cave

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Adam Levine

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'I'm with the band.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bravo!

Guitar Hero.

Concert still in progress

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

Rod Stewart

Sir John Barbirolli