Coffeeholics Gifts

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Joined at the hipster.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Broken Alarm Clock.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Chocs away.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'