Coffeeholic Pillows

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Man's best friends."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"