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"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Will you just relax and forget about whether or not you left the coffeemaker on?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Man's best friends."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'