Coffee Theologian Gifts

The Decafé

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'