Coffee Confidants Pillows

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Your love gives me strength."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.